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“The teacher of my 400 level english class just defined “allusion” and people...”
– (via seanaf)
bahahahaha i can’t believe you put this up =P but yeah, it was pretty damn appalling!!!!!
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“Yesterday, I unwillingly went to the New Moon premiere. Right as the movie was about to end my friend runs up to the screen and screams ” I’m really happy for you New Moon and I’m gonna let you finish but Harry Potter was the best movie of all time” and then ran through the emergency exit. New Best Friend Ever. MLIA”
omg i’m so behind on life, but this is AMAZING <3
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November 2009
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top ten ways to annoy Edward Cullen
robsessed:
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near. 9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride. 8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it. 7. Ask how Tanya is. 6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.” 5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face. 4. Whenever he...
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codewaffle:
“Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you there lurking on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it’s alright, you are forgiven.”
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October 2009
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